Monday, May 5, 2008

Knock, knock. Who's there? Smellmop. Smellmop who?

I apologize in advance for the tasteless humor in the title. I was dropped as a child or something. Can't really remember. It might also be my brother's fault. Yeah, that's it.

Crude humor aside, there's a real problem with that keyboard (and probably mouse) you're touching right now. It's true. Science as confirmed it and ABC News has let us know the extent of the problem.

Apparently your keyboard is, in fact, dirtier than a toilet. That joke you just read? Yep, your typing surface is dirtier than your potty mouth. How's that make you feel?

Fortunately, this feeling can be counteracted by the lovely scent of lavender. With a cup of water and 20 drops of essential lavender oil, you can disinfect your keyboard and anything else you can spray it on. (Note that these facts have not been verified).

I feel better already.

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